More Pipes - Tee Shirt
MORE PIPES™ – National Infrastructure Appreciation Society
Some people see a map.
We see opportunities for additional piping.
The MORE PIPES™ shirt celebrates America's greatest untapped natural resource: the ability to connect absolutely everything with an unnecessarily elaborate network of valves, gauges, manifolds, regulators, pressure vessels, bypass loops, emergency bypass loops, and backup emergency bypass loops.
Featuring a highly detailed industrial map of the United States transformed into a continent-spanning mechanical masterpiece, this design showcases a nation united by steel, determination, and what engineers might describe as "a completely reasonable number of pipes."
Whether you're a builder, mechanic, welder, truck driver, technician, infrastructure enthusiast, problem solver, or simply someone who appreciates glorious overengineering, this shirt lets the world know where you stand on the important issues.
Official Motto:
"If one pipe is good, two pipes are better."
Features:
• Ultra-detailed industrial USA artwork
• Vintage Americana-inspired styling
• Perfect for engineers, builders, makers, and tinkerers
• Excellent conversation starter
• Scientifically proven* to contain more pipes than most shirts
*Science not independently verified.
Join the National Infrastructure Appreciation Society.
Support strong bridges.
Support reliable roads.
Support functional water systems.
Support responsible levels of completely unnecessary pipe-related enthusiasm.
MORE PIPES™
Because sometimes the answer is obvious.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label