More Pipes - Tee Shirt

MORE PIPES™ – National Infrastructure Appreciation Society

Some people see a map.

We see opportunities for additional piping.

The MORE PIPES™ shirt celebrates America's greatest untapped natural resource: the ability to connect absolutely everything with an unnecessarily elaborate network of valves, gauges, manifolds, regulators, pressure vessels, bypass loops, emergency bypass loops, and backup emergency bypass loops.

Featuring a highly detailed industrial map of the United States transformed into a continent-spanning mechanical masterpiece, this design showcases a nation united by steel, determination, and what engineers might describe as "a completely reasonable number of pipes."

Whether you're a builder, mechanic, welder, truck driver, technician, infrastructure enthusiast, problem solver, or simply someone who appreciates glorious overengineering, this shirt lets the world know where you stand on the important issues.

Official Motto:
"If one pipe is good, two pipes are better."

Features:
• Ultra-detailed industrial USA artwork
• Vintage Americana-inspired styling
• Perfect for engineers, builders, makers, and tinkerers
• Excellent conversation starter
• Scientifically proven* to contain more pipes than most shirts

*Science not independently verified.

Join the National Infrastructure Appreciation Society.

Support strong bridges.

Support reliable roads.

Support functional water systems.

Support responsible levels of completely unnecessary pipe-related enthusiasm.

MORE PIPES™

Because sometimes the answer is obvious.

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label